Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian on E at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. Sometimes I think that we’re making real progress with body positivity and then I see things like this and remember that there’s still a long way to go. The entire concept of a “Revenge body” is so mind-bogglingly terrible I can’t even start with it. But hey, life is a rich tapestry, etc.
Taking the Stage: African American Music and Stories that Changed America on ABC at 9:00pm ET.
My Kitchen Rules on Fox at 9:01pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new series where celebrity couples take turns hosting “fabulous Hollywood dinner parties.” Mid-season replacement shows are getting a little lackluster.
Colony on USA at 10:00pm ET. Second season premiere.
Caraoke Showdown on Spike TV at 10:30pm ET. Series premiere. You ever see that Cash Cab show on the Discovery channel, where people got into a cab that turned into a trivia game show? This is basically that with Craig Robinson as a host and centered around songs. And celebrity guests sometimes.