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Taking 'Move Like Your Butt is On Fire' Literally

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 14, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | July 14, 2014 |

Masterchef on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Backpackers on The CW at 8:30pm ET. Series premiere. Sort of. This is a Canadian web series which aired in 2013 on the internet and the CW has picked it for summer broadcast because, you know, why bother trying to put on TV you actually have to pay to produce in the summer? Go ask NBC, they’re using other counties as focus groups for all the summer series too.

24: Live Another Day on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Ninth season finale. THE NAIL BITING FINAL HOUR! WILL JACK BAUER SUCCESSFULLY…. I don’t actually know anything about this season. I assume there’s some sort of “beat the clock” mission happening in this final hour because, you know, that’s how this whole show works. So time to see if the explosion/attack/assassination/insert disaster here is averted! Probably.

Seed on The CW at 9:30pm ET. Series premiere. Another Canadian series. See?

Under the Dome on CBS at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess needs to figure out a way that she can go test big life decisions in foreign countries to see if they go over well before really committing.

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.

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