Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET.

Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET. I always find it interesting what shows go into reruns the day before Thanksgiving and which shows don’t. Apparently, the way we should all prepare for a full day of eating is by watching absurdly unrealistic depictions of “serial killers.” Sounds about right.

Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving on NBC at 9:00pm ET. Special presentation.

Bible Secrets Revealed on History at 10:00pm ET. Timely, History channel. I’m sure this is going to blow the roof off the whole “Bible” thing. Right before Christmas too! Bold move. Or it would be if I thought any of this would be anything other than the standard set of Bible “revelations” that are dragged out and dusted off every couple of years.

Burning Love on E at 10:30pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess wishes all the US-ians a wonderful Thanksgiving, as she tries to figure out why she keeps signing up to do Turkey Trots.

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