Someone Really Needed to Rethink This Title
So You Think You Can Dance on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
Skin Wars on GSN at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. Despite the appalling and alarming title, this is actually a new competitive reality series involving people who do airbrushed pictures on skin. I’m sure we’ve seen those models wearing nothing but paint in advertisements, movies, music videos, or wherever. So, they got together a bunch of people who do that and they’re going to compete to see who’s the best at it. Hosted by Rebecca Romijn who briefly made a career out of appearing in little more than paint.
Suits on USA at 9:00pm ET.
The Bridge on FX at 10:00pm ET. I dropped out of this sometime in the first season when I finally gave up on figuring out what vaguely explained psychological disorder Diane Kruger was trying to portray. I don’t think she really knew either for a while there, so I didn’t feel too bad about it. But now I hear the show is getting better so maybe I should give it another shot?
Top Chef Duels on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere.
Genevieve Burgess doesn’t consider generalized weirdness to be a psychological disorder.