Someone Give Me An Over/Under on Soliloquies
Once Upon a Time on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Fourth season fall finale. I swear, every promo I see for this show make it look madder than a sack of wet cats. The discussions of it don’t really help. There’s just lots of characters thrown together that make absolutely no sense to me at all, but I guess it seems fun for all that.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox at 8:30pm ET. Second season fall finale.
Homeland on Showtime at 9:00pm ET.
The Newsroom on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Series finale. Title is “What Kind of Day Has It Been.” I am planning on watching this in my proud, semi-tradition of watching series finales of shows I haven’t actually really watched before just so I can feel culturally up to date. So far it’s worked the best with Lost as I seemed to miss out on a lot of the pain and anger felt by people who were actually watching the series all the way through. Anyway, offer your guesses for what pieces of great literature and/or people will end up quoted in grandiose fashion tonight!
Bob’s Burgers on Fox at 9:30pm ET. Fifth season fall finale. Hasn’t this only been on like a month? Weird.
Genevieve Burgess really just wants to stay culturally literate enough to be good at bar trivia.