Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Tonight’s episode is called “We’re a Hot Mess” and I’m like “It took you guys how long to realize this?”
Black-ish on ABC at 9:31pm ET.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET. I hear the patented Ryan Murphy pop culture mish mash has already begun. Good news is that he’s still great at hiring actors who can carry that off without anyone noticing except in retrospect. My basic bitch cable plan doesn’t get FX so I’ll be observing this from the sidelines for most of the season.
Top Chef on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. 75 minute 12th season premiere.
Key & Peele on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. I’m not sure I love the car bits as much as I liked them in front of the audience between sketches, but I appreciate their willingness to try new things AND I appreciate taking a few shots at True Detective. I mean, I enjoyed that series as much as anyone else, but I was also super happy when it was over that I could take a break from both Marty and Rust’s shit for a while. I’d much rather be in Key and Peele’s car. For the conversation and like a million other reasons.
Genevieve Burgess would like to point out to Rust that time isn’t a flat circle. He’s thinking of his watch. A watch is not actually time.