Almost Human on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

2014 Olympic Winter Games on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Tonight’s events are the men’s aerials, the final runs of two-man bobsled, and the long program for ice dancing. I watched the ice dancing earlier and can tell you that the top five or so are all spectacular. Highly recommended.

Star-Crossed on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is basically Romeo and Juliet but with aliens. The aliens basically look like people, but with some cool-looking tattoos and probably some other very cursory differences in their appearances. Because if they got any weirder looking than skin-deep then the CW might have to deal with the uncomfortable “inter-species” thing in a more meaningful way then “But he totally looks like a hot dude! So it’s ok.”

The Following on Fox at 9:00pm ET.

Castle on ABC at 10:01pm ET. Still chugging along!

Genevieve Burgess thinks the CW is basically condoning bestiality and we should prepare our signs and rouse our rabbles.

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