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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 29, 2018 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | March 29, 2018 |


Siren on Freeform at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. We’re quickly running out of mythological or supernatural creatures to make gritty teen/romance dramas about, so it’s time for the dark (literally, from the commercials I’ve seen) modern day drama about mermaids. Or, you know, “Sirens”. But they can hang around outside of water on legs so, whatever.

Arrow on The CW at 9:00pm ET.

Jersey Shore Family Vacation on MTV at 9:00pm ET. I was in college when the first season of this show aired and at the time I was only beginning to understand that “Reality Show Star” was a long-term career option. Pauly D is 37 years old.

Marcia Clark Investigates the First 48 on A&E at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. Intellectually I know that these kinds of shows can be misleading at best and actively damaging to victims’ families and friends at worst, but after the “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” episode from the first season of American Crime Story I can’t get mad at Marcia Clark getting that cable crime show money. Better her than Nancy Grace.

Atlanta on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.

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