Shuffle Menacingly, Don't Walk, to Your TV Tonight!
Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox at 8:30pm ET. I have heard extremely conflicting reports on this season so far. I guess I could watch it myself to see, but that seems too much like work.
Homeland on Showtime at 9:00pm ET.
The Walking Dead on AMC at 9:00pm ET. 90 minute sixth season premiere. Everybody’s favorite zombie series is back for real, not as some pseudo knockoff/spinoff. You should be super happy! Until you remember that Talking Dead aka “The least engaging version of Chris Hardwick” is also back tonight. enjoy!
The Good Wife on CBS at 9:30pm ET.
Quantico on ABC at 10:01pm ET. According to all the commercials and promos I see constantly, this is super good you guys! Or at least super popular. I have been fooled by that distinction WITH a difference before, ABC.