Fresh Off the Boat on ABC at 8:30pm ET. Tonight’s episode is called “Shaquille O’Neal Motors.” Which is a little funny for reasons that will become apparent later in this column.
The Grinder on Fox at 8:30pm ET. This is apparently the better of the two new Fox comedy starring aging but still handsome television stars from the 90s. I think. I have that face blindness thing, except only for bad sitcoms, so this is mostly a guess.
iZombie on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Second season premiere. Hey! This is back! There’s, like, a few of you who are all about that, probably.
The Bastard Executioner on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Best Time Ever With Neil Patrick Harris on NBC at 10:01pm ET. Tonight’s episode features Shaquille O’Neal who is dominating two separate network channels tonight. Because merely one network channel is not enough to contain all of Shaquille O’Neal.