Bob’s Burgers on Fox at 7:30pm ET.
Miss Christmas on Hallmark at 8:00pm ET. Original telefilm. Ah, Hallmark Christmas Movie season; it’s nice to know there’s a program to keep sitcom actors from the 90s gainfully employed year after year. It is pretty astonishing to me how they seem to pump out like, four new movies a week for eight weeks every year and yet each year they have more new movies ready to go. How many stories can you tell about Christmas? Especially when 95% of them seem to boil down to “People falling in love at Christmas!”? Does the Hallmark Corporation just have an algorithm that generates these plotlines for them? So many questions.
The Girlfriend Experience on Starz at 9:00pm ET. One-hour second season premiere.
Shameless on Showtime at 9:00pm ET. Eighth season premiere. Hey, another one of those funny shows that’s actually a sad show that you all like! Because what we all need is more depressing shit to engross ourselves in. I’m starring to see the appeal of Hallmark’s Christmas is Always Magical month and a half.
The Walking Dead on AMC at 9:00pm ET.