Ring In the New Suck!
Galavant on ABC at 8:00pm ET. One hour second season premiere. The title of this premiere episode is “A New Season AKA Suck It Cancellation Bear/World’s Best Kiss” so it sounds like all you Galavant fans have a lot to look forward to tonight.
The Simpsons on Fox at 8:00pm ET. 27th season winter premiere.
Cooper Barrett’s Guide to Surviving Life on Fox at 8:30pm ET. Series premiere. Hey! Another series about adult men who can’t seem to stop acting like teenagers! That is an entirely original and not at all worn out or tiresome premise! Good on you, Fox!
Downton Abbey on PBS at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season premiere. The final season of Downton Abbey has arrived stateside for anyone who wasn’t hopelessly spoiled on this months ago when it aired in the UK. The most anachronistically understanding noble family in the history of the British upper classes is back to let us watch everyone fawn over Mary and kick Edith while the Dowager Countess makes snippy comments for one last season. Feel free to start a death pool in the comments, but if you’ve been spoiled please be kind enough to not drop hints.
Bordertown on Fox at 9:30pm ET. Series premiere. New animated series about a Border Patrol agent from a former Family Guy show runner. I’m sure it will be a funny yet nuanced look at the very difficult situation of the US’s southern border. Or exactly the opposite of that, whatever.
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