Monday Night Football: Preseason: Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Jacksonville Jaguars on ESPN at 8:00pm ET. *Heaves deepest of exasperated sighs*
Project Runway on Lifetime at 8:00pm ET. 16th season premiere.
Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Summer Edition on NBC at 9:00pm ET. This bothers me less because there’s at least a solid reason why they’re using the Saturday Night Live title here. Football is the most popular sport in America. No one is going to go “Well, I WOULD watch that football game, but it’s not MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL, and so I won’t even bother.” It’s just football. Put it on TV and people will watch it. Well, OK, this week is a bad example because it’s a preseason game between Tampa Bay and Jacksonville, but no one is avoiding that game because of the brand name on it; they’re avoiding it because both of those teams are as terrible as the cities they represent.
Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. Have they really not gotten the hang of it after four seasons?
Zoo on CBS at 10:00pm ET.