Once Upon a Time All the Characters Decided the Story Was Over and ABC Said "Nah"
Promposal on MTV at 7:30pm ET. Series premiere. Ugh. OK. I know we get some younths around her sometimes so if any of you are reading this, let me assure you that your high school prom is far from the most important night in your life. It’s probably not even going to be the most important night of your life so far. It’s a dance, and a fun excuse to dress up nice, but it will never live up to the expectations set by a “Promposal” that takes weeks of planning to execute. Besides, this shit is expensive enough already just to ATTEND, if y’all have to start paying out the ass just to ask someone out then the only kids at prom will be rich kids and a fancy dance full of wealthy teenagers with sky-high expectations of each other and the event sounds like my idea of hell. Basically, you’re going to end up with a room full of disappointed “My Super Sweet 16” meltdowns. No thank you.
Once Upon a Time on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Two-hour, sixth season finale. I hear that basically the entire cast is leaving this show, but somehow the show is continuing. Sounds like a lot of fun!
American Gods on Starz at 9:00pm ET.
The Leftovers on HBO at 10:00pm ET.
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver on HBO at 11:00pm ET. This has to be the definition of “Must-See TV” for most of us reading this.
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