2014 American Music Awards on ABC at 8:00pm ET. They’ve been hyping up that Pitbull is the MC, which I’m actually OK with because if there’s one nice thing I’ll say about Pitbull it’s that the man seems like the type to be down to party 24/7. No matter what happens tonight, it’ll be the best night of Pitbull’s life. Also, Taylor Swift will be performing that “Blank Space” song, and while she’s not the strongest live performer, her stagings tend to be pretty interesting. I predict at least one live horse on stage.
The Good Wife on CBS at 9:00pm ET. I will say from personal experience that if you’ve only seen episodes from this season, Cary Agos comes off like something of a petulant idiot. I’ve been informed that he’s actually quite a sharp attorney, so hopefully he starts showing that off in tonight episode, “The Trial.”
The Walking Dead on AMC at 9:00pm ET.
Bob’s Burgers on Fox at 9:30pm ET. I’m listing this because every time I don’t, someone tells me about it. I know! I just only have five slots! Things rotate! But this gets a permanent spot now, to avoid people assuming I’m an idiot.
The Comeback on HBO at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess does have her moments of idiocy, but it is not a way of life.