I Love the 2000s on VH1 at 8:00pm ET. There’s another two hours of this tonight, so I guess they’re just burning the whole decade off in a week. If I had to relieve that entire decade again, I’d probably want to get through it all in about a week too. It’d be middle school through college, and there’s a lot of stuff I’d be happy to kind of skim over.
So You Think You Can Dance on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
Suits on USA at 9:00pm ET.
Catfish on MTV at 10:00pm ET. This is one of those shows where I feel like the logical conclusion is that it destroys itself. After it’s been on for a while, shouldn’t everyone become immediately suspicious of someone who “can’t” Skype or Facetime? Then I remember that people are stupid, hope can be a terrible thing, and there’s a lot of folks out there who would rather believe the lie than risk having to deal with the truth. For what it’s worth, MTV says that most of the people that get in touch to be on this show are actually the “catfish” themselves looking to come clean, and the biggest lie is that they try and make it look like they actually have to track them down. CATFISH IS CATFISHING YOU, YOU GUYS!
The Soup on E at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess in particular would like to edit out the period of time in which she thought dark red was her color.