Catfish on MTV at 8:00pm ET. Every week this is on I wonder why it’s still on in the age of basically everyone’s phone having a camera in it. Then I remember that this show never shows the REALLY sad catfishing, when nice lonely people are roped into money laundering scams by their internet paramours. Then I wonder how long we have until people start getting catfished by AIs. What’s more efficient, having a bunch of guys in a sweatshop romancing lonely people on Facebook to get money from them, or having a script that will do it for you? We’re probably halfway there. And now you’ll be thinking about it too.

The Magicians on SyFy at 9:00pm ET.

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC at 9:00pm ET.

Archer: Dreamland on FXX at 10:00pm ET. Eighth season premiere. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

UConn Huskies on HBO at 10:00pm ET. First season finale. So. Turns out that reality was sort of the spoiler for this one. Bummer for them.

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