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I Strenuously Object To All of This on Principle Alone

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | November 12, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | November 12, 2014 |

Arrow on The CW at 8:00pm ET.

Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET. This episode is called “Hashtag” so when your grandma calls you up to warn you about the dangerous Twitter people, now you know why. I look forward to three years from now when they do a super timely episode on something suspiciously akin to Gamergate. Yes, I am almost certain that Criminal Minds will still be airing three years from now. The senior citizens who keep CBS afloat are highly devoted to their murder porn.

Modern Family on ABC at 9:00pm ET. I don’t usually mention this show, because I feel like it’s not the kind of show that’s appointment TV for anyone, but more a “Oh, hey, this is on. OK then.” show. I’m probably totally wrong. However! Tonight’s episode is called “Queer Eyes, Full Hearts” and now I have to be mad at them for trying to piggyback on my affection for Friday Night Lights because you don’t get to do that, Modern Family. Not even the kind of awful episodes where Landry and Tyra accidentally killed a guy and got all angsty and yelly about it. No. Back off.

American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Key & Peele on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess still gets choked up thinking of Tim and Tyra, sitting in a field, thinking about their futures.

Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.