Inside the Actor’s Studio on Bravo at 8:00pm ET. Neil Patrick Harris is on tonight, about a week before the Oscars and I’m sure that’s a total coincidence and this is 100% to promote his acting career and his work on Broadway. To think otherwise would make me a cynic, right?
The Slap on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. The more I hear about the show the more I have to grudgingly admit that it sounds like it could be interesting. But that can’t fix the TERRIBLE title.
Kitchen Nightmares on BBCA at 9:00pm ET. Series finale.
Scandal on ABC at 9:00pm ET. After the last episode my whole family is very happy that I have no Presidential ambitions because I spent the last episode yelling at Fitz that when you are the President and someone is holding your mistress hostage, you LET THEM DIE. It’s very sad, and I guess Fitz would have spent the reminder of his presidency pouting into whisky, but that’s what you do when you’re President. But hey! He didn’t have any sense and now we get to watch Olivia get auctioned off to the highest bidder! That’s not uncomfy at all.
Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess would also attempt to kill herself if she were taken hostage to leverage a world leader, but Olivia’s plan works too. Sort of.