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I Bet She Has Important Opinions on Sequins

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 1, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | January 1, 2014 |

House of Secrets on Lifetime Movie Network at 8:00pm ET. Original telefilm. Looks to be the closest this channel gets to a “thriller” so, enjoy that.

Survivorman on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere.

All for Nothing on Bio at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. A Canadian import, this is a series where people renovate their homes with no budget in an attempt to win a commission-free listing of their home. Engaging in a home renovation with no budget sounds like torture to me, rather than a fun TV show, but apparently it’s already successful north of the border.

Kim of Queens on Lifetime at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. My first guess was this was some reality series spin-off featuring a woman named Kim who was living in Queens. I was wrong, it’s about the woman who was Miss Georgia in 1991 and who now makes her living as a pageant coach. She’s described as “no-nonsense” so anticipate a lot of yelling at adolescents before tearful speeches about how she’s only doing it because she cares.

The Soup on E at 10:00pm ET. It’s the second half of their yearly clipdown.

Genevieve Burgess hasn’t gotten out of pajamas all day. 2014 is excellent so far.

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