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I Am a Nice Shark, Not a Mindless Eating Machine

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | August 12, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | August 12, 2014 |

4th and Loud on AMC at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is about Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley’s new arena football team, the LA Kiss. Because if there’s anything one can say about Mr.Simmons, it’s that he’s a master of subtlety.

Alien Sharks: Return to the Abyss on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Some of you have noticed the Finding Nemo theme in this week’s titles. That’s gonna be going on through all of Shark Week, and I’m very happy that other people actually find it amusing.

Sisterhood of Hip Hop on Oxygen at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new series showcasing up and coming female hip hop artists, executive produced by T.I. There’s no competitive element to it, rather all the women work with mentors and with each other to try and make a name for themselves.

Drunk History on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET.

Lair of the Mega Shark on Discovery at 10:00pm ET. In this special, a Go Pro camera is attached to a shark’s dorsal fin in order to get shark’s eye footage of where they’re hanging out. My guess is underwater, but maybe we’ll get a big surprise!

Genevieve Burgess usually makes her own fun for these listings. It’s nice when you can share in it.

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