His Beard is Full of Secrets
How I Met Your Mother on CBS at 8:00pm ET. I have to tell you, as someone who doesn’t watch this show if the ending is the one you’re all dreading I will feel very sorry for all the dedicated viewers but I will also laugh forever. I will just laugh and laugh and then laugh some more because I am a bad person. Like, the worst. It’s ok, you’ll be able to get me back when Dr.Yang leaves Grey’s Anatomy for good.
The Following on Fox at 9:00pm ET. Guys, is anyone still watching this? Are they still making terribly obvious references to Edgar Allen Poe like your 14 year old “goth” friend from high school?
RuPaul’s Drag Race on Logo at 9:00pm ET.
Archer: Archer Vice on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Castle on ABC at 10:01pm ET. Of all the crime dramas I’ve watched (and you guys, I have watched A LOT of crime dramas. Procedurals are basically my version of white noise) I have to say this one seems the most adept at striking a balance between light-hearted banter and actual danger. So, good for them on that one.
Genevieve Burgess will watch the last episode of a show she doesn’t normally watch just to be able to twist the knife more effectively.