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Scream Queens on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two hour first season finale. I only just found out that ear muffs girl is Carrie Fisher’s daughter. That is the most interesting thing I have to say about this show.
iZombie on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Second season fall finale.
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Third season fall finale. Oooo, you know what this means, right? Agent Carter is close!
Born This Way on A&E at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a reality TV look at Down syndrome. While I’m not a fan of the reality genre, when used respectfully I think it’s an interesting way to look at groups some of us might not have much exposure to. It lets you see more of their lives than a documentary and makes it a more regular feature of your own life. But that’s IF it’s respectful of its subjects. I guess we’ll see.
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on CBS at 10:00pm ET. The least sexy display of beautiful women walking around in their underwear that you will ever see. Some of the outfits are impressive from an architectural standpoint, but somehow the idea of someone sauntering into the bedroom in full Angel regalia seems like a recipe for a lot of broken lamps and poked eyes.
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