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Gotham on Fox at 8:00pm ET.
Monday Night Football: Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints on ESPN at 8:15pm ET.
The First Presidential Debate on ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, etc. at 9:00pm ET. I am watching this with one and a half bottles of wine in the fridge and some Xanax on standby. (The well-chilled wine is rose, before any of you get snobby at me.) I know some people are making drinking games to do with this, but to me the only drinking game you should be playing is “will Trump call Clinton the c-word on live TV?” And if that happens, you turn off the TV and sit in silence while finishing the bottle of your choice and contemplating the future of our nation since he will still get, at bare minimum, 40% of the popular vote. It’s not a very fun game. Sorry.
The Real Housewives of Orange County on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. There’s not many shows that are airing new episodes against the first debate, but I guess Bravo has a fairly clear understanding of their target demographic here and have decided that there’s not a conflict.
Teen Mom on MTV at 9:00pm ET. See above.
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