Gene, You Just Sound Old When You Talk Like That
Utopia on Fox at 8:00pm ET. This is listed as “Part Two” of the series premiere. There was a two-hour premiere last night. That’s not how the word “premiere” works, Fox.
4th and Loud on AMC at 9:00pm ET. Gene Simmons, who is trying to get an arena football team named after his old band off the ground in LA, recently made some comments about rock being dead. If we were going to pretend that Gene Simmons was anything other than a sad caricature of his former self trying to maintain some small sliver of relevance in current pop culture, I guess that’d be something to be upset about. But, you know, it’s Gene Simmons and I assure you there is plenty of current rock music out there. You just might have to *gasp* look for it instead of just turning on the radio and waiting for it to come to you. Thank god we have the internet for that, right?
Married at First Sight on FYI at 9:00pm ET. Two hour first season finale.
Sons of Anarchy on FX at 10:00pm ET. Seventh season premiere. The beginning of the end. Also knows as the “Everyone Dies. Probably” season. This first episode is called “Black Widower”.
Adam Devine’s House Party on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. Second season premiere.
Genevieve Burgess is happy to hear all your offbeat music suggestions and dig up a few of her own if you like.