The Vampire Diaries on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Seventh season premiere.
The Originals on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Third season premiere.
Scandal on ABC at 9:00pm ET. I’m looking forward to this episode, because it looks like I’ll get a break from yelling at my TV that Fitz is The Worst to yell at my TV that Olivia is The Worst for a little while. But seriously, it’s still Fitz. Fitz is always THEEEE WWWWOOOOORRRRSSSSSTTTTT.
Haven on SyFy at 10:00pm ET. Two hour fifth season fall premiere. SyFy now has so many terrible series about small groups of people resisting the larger forces of [X] while battling [Y] that I can’t keep them straight. Are these hybrid alien-humans on earth, humans in space, humans hiding out from aliens on earth, or another one I’m not familiar with?
Comedy Bang Bang on IFC at 11:00pm ET. Fourth season fall premiere. I typically only mention this show because the episode titles seem catered to people who can’t remember any specifics that aren’t visual. Tonight is “Uzo Aduba Wears a White Blouse and Royal Blue Heels.”