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Everyone Was Clamoring for a New Buddy Cop Series, Right?

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | June 25, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | June 25, 2014 |

Big Brother on CBS at 8:00pm ET. 16th season premiere. Time to see what dregs of humanity CBS has managed to sweep up this year! And then be surprised when they act like the dregs of humanity. Or, at the very least, like people who haven’t managed to figure out that having cameras record you 24/7 can lead to someone editing together a version of you that isn’t particularly flattering.

Million Dollar Listing: Miami on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. New real estate porn! But, seriously, if you’re looking to drop a bunch of cash on a South Florida property, I’d just keep an eye on the police auctions. Seemed like they had a beachfront villa on the block every other month when I was living down there. Also, there were a stunning amount of foreclosures in Florida after the real estate market crashed, and I doubt all of them have been sold off! Everyone wants to move into a new, super cheap place that only kind of smells like hobo piss and has alligators living in the garage, right?

Catfish on MTV at 10:00pm ET.

Wilfred on FXX at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere.

Taxi Brooklyn on NBC at 10:01pm ET. Series premiere. New series starring Chyler Leigh and Jacky Ido. Leigh plays an NYPD officer and Ido her informal partner and buddy. The whole season has already aired in France so reviews aren’t hard to come by, and the gist of it seems to be that Jacky Ido is wonderful, the show and the rest of the actors perhaps not so much.

Genevieve Burgess misses the alligators sometimes, to be honest.

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Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.