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The Tough Mudder: The Challenge Within on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Hey, it’s an hour-long commercial for the Tough Mudder race! I’m not opposed to these sorts of things; I run races pretty frequently myself, but devoting an hour of prime-time television to it seems excessive.
Fresh Off the Boat on ABC at 9:00pm ET.
Bones: The Final Chapter on Fox at 9:01pm ET. I haven’t watched this show regularly in years, but as they wind down, I’m kind of tempted to start tuning in to find out just how they’ll choose to close out all the insanity that has happened in this series. I feel like the BEST way to end it would be to reveal that Brennan is an expert serial killer who’s been using the Jeffersonian as a dumping ground, because why the fuck not? It’s not that much weirder than any other story line.
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD on ABC at 10:00pm ET.
Taboo on FX at 10:00pm ET. Man, I wish this show was more interesting. But at least I don’t have to worry about scheduling Valentine’s Day around it. Hopefully all of you have something more amusing or engaging to spend tonight with as well.
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