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Childhood’s End on SyFy at 8:00pm ET. Original mini-series finale. All I really know about this is that that guy from Under the Dome is on it and I just feel happy for him that he’s on something that isn’t Under the Dome. I guess y’all can fill me in on if I should try to find out anything else about this. Or if it’s just SyFy being SyFy again.
Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET. Two-hour 31st season finale.
Alaskan Bush People on Discovery at 9:00pm ET. Like I said, guys, the winter doldrums are upon.
A&E Special: Who is Donal Trump on A&E at 10:00pm ET. Listen, guys, I can’t help but notice that this joker’s numbers go up every time we throw a fit about him. I honestly believe that a large portion of the American electorate is going on name recognition alone. The more recognizable Trump’s name is, the more people are like “Hey, sure, he could be President.” So, this is the last time I’m going to discuss him. I encourage you all to do likewise. Otherwise we’re just helping him, no matter how much we think we might be making cogent points about how all his promises are wildly unconstitutional and impossible and he himself is a massive hypocrite. Oh, and vote when the time comes. Please.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET.
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