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By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | November 26, 2014 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | November 26, 2014 |

Hell’s Kitchen on Fox at 8:00pm ET.

Peter Pan Live! The Making of Peter Pan on NBC at 8:00pm ET. It’s like a sneak preview into the suck we’re all going to experience next week! Or would be, if I were planning on watching either this preview or the actual event. Sorry, guys, I know I like to live tween ridiculous things (looking at you, How To Get Away With Murder) but not that ridiculous.

Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET. They’re revealing Rossi’s secret daughter in this episode, because I guess on a long enough timeline all procedurals are soap operas.

The Whale: Revenge From the Deep on Animal Planet at 9:00pm ET. Original telefilm. This is actually about the sinking of the Essex, the event that inspired Moby Dick and the brief description indicates that they will cover the cannibalism. It does not mention if they will cover the fact that one of the crewmen set a fire on an island that may have led to the extinction of a particular species of tortoise. I’m guessing no, because it would eat into valuable cannibalism time.

DA Special: When Turkeys Attack on Destination America at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess will remind you that she was only playing that game where she made up a show over the summer. Everything you see here is real.

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