Dancing With the Photoshop Aliens
Dancing With the Stars on ABC at 8:00pm ET. 19th season premiere. Alfonso Ribeiro is on this season, and for all the joking about the Carlton dance, his first role was a leading role in a musical called The Tap Dance Kid when he was 8 years old. The man can dance. I think most people who have attempted the full Carlton dance might be aware that it’s harder than it looks. So, as someone who doesn’t watch the show and knows almost nothing about it, I’m picking him to win the season. I’d picked either Charlie White or Meryl Davis to win it last season for similar reasons, and I was right, so you should totally trust me on this.
Masterchef on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two-hour 5th season finale.
Monday Night Football: Philadelphia Eagles vs. Indianapolis Colts on ESPN at 8:15pm ET.
Terror at the Mall on HBO at 9:00pm ET. This is a documentary about the attack on Westgate shopping mall in Nairobi, Kenya by the Shabab military group. The documentary uses footage from cell phones, security cameras, and other primary sources to give viewers an up-close view of the violence. They also interviewed 82 individuals connected to the attack, most survivors or rescuers.
Under the Dome on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Yup, they’re still under that dome.
Genevieve Burgess knows that it takes a pretty good dancer to look like that bad of a dancer.