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Bargain Mansions on DIY at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a home restoration show based in Kansas City. I was unaware that there were an abundance of abandoned and run-down mansions in Kansas City, but I guess there’s enough to get at least one season of TV on the air. And those mansions will be given new life which, given current trends, will inevitably involve farmhouse sinks and sliding barn doors that will be ripped out on the next renovation show that rolls through them 15 years from now.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine on Fox at 9:30pm ET.
30 for 30: Nature Boy on ESPN at 10:00pm ET. 90-minute special presentation. This is apparently about Ric Flair, who is also known as “Nature Boy” even though nothing about his persona seems to have anything to do with nature. I’m not asking to understand, I’m just here to inform.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Damnation on USA at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. New series about a preacher attempting to rally a small town to stand up against “The Man” or what passed for it in the 1930s. I keep getting promos for it mixed up with the promos for Netflix’s Godless, which looks virtually identical style-wise, so I plan to watch them both and then just conflate plot points and characters to general confusion and mayhem.
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