Bones on Fox at 8:00pm ET. 11th season spring premiere. I’ve joked about this show a lot but I’m pretty sure it’s going to outlive all of us. Emily Deschanel’s affectless delivery and cockroaches.
30 for 30: This Magic Moment on ESPN at 9:00pm ET. This is about the rise of the Orlando Magic in the 90s.
American Grit on Fox at 9:00pm ET. New competitive reality series hosted by John Cena and I’m sorry, I’ve already fallen asleep. Shame. Cena seems like good people, this is just a hopelessly dull and derivative vehicle.
Archer on FX at 10:00pm ET.
Orphan Black on BBCA at 10:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. You guys, I want to love this show. I really do. I love so much about it, mostly the Tatiana Maslany parts, but other parts too, but I feel like I don’t know what’s going on anymore and I’m not 100% sure the writing team does either. I saw Battlestar Galactica to the bitter end and I’m getting a funny feeling of deja vu. I don’t want to. I want them to pull something amazing out of the soup of evil science companies, crazy zealots of a wide variety of stripes, shady military operations, shady terrorist organizations, dead secret clones, living secret clones, fractured relationships, possible imminent (but not THAT imminent) genetic disorder-related death, and small town political maneuvering. Oh, and now sheep masks. I really really want that. I’m just getting less certain that it will happen.