Clap Along If You Feel Like Your Bum is Quite a View
Toy Story That Time Forgot on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Special Presentation.
Marvel’s Agents of Shield on ABC at 9:00pm ET.
Marry Me on NBC at 9:01pm ET.
Forever on ABC at 10:00pm ET. They’ve gotten in the habit of teasing that Henry will have to reveal his “secret” basically every episode, and it’s just lazy. The show is still basically silly and inoffensive but the commercials are totally turning me off.
Sons of Anarchy on FX at 10:00pm ET. Hey, guys, due to some recent controversy I feel the need to point out that this show about a violent motorcycle gang involved with drugs, weapons trafficking, prostitution, and a slew of other family unfriendly activities may be unsuitable for children. I understand this is shocking news to some people, and I apologize for not stating it clearly earlier. Luckily, the good people at the PTC seem to think that the only thing that may have traumatized children are the images of bare asses that pop up occasionally, so a long talk with your kids about how everyone has a butt should clear that up.
Genevieve Burgess is in one of her irreverent moods at the moment if you couldn’t tell.