Cause The Stars Won't Dance and If They Won't Dance, Who Cares
Monday Night Football: Philadelphia Eagles vs. Atlanta Falcons on ESPN at 7:00pm ET. And the second game is the Vikings vs. the 49ers. Hope you’re all super excited about that.
American Ninja Warrior on NBC at 8:00pm ET. Three hour seventh season finale.
Dancing with the Stars on ABC at 8:00pm ET. 21st season premiere. Looking at the cast list I’m gonna call this an all time low for the show with maybe all of two and a half actual ‘stars’ participating. You can fight over who is a real star and who is half of one (or which several halves make up those wholes) in the comments if you like.
So You Think You Can Dance on Fox at 8:00pm ET. 12th season finale.
Whose Line is it Anyway? on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Tonight’s guest is Keegan-Michael Key so I won’t watch, but I’ll glance sadly in its direction on the on-screen guide and whisper that he’s too good for them.