Survivor on CBS at 8:00pm ET. 90 minute 29th season premiere.
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit on NBC at 9:00pm ET. 16th season premiere. I figured they had one, two seasons without Stabler tops. I am somewhat impressed by my fellow Americans’ dedication to sensationalized sex crime stories.
Black-ish on ABC at 9:31pm ET. Series premiere. A new series produced by The Daily Show’s Larry Wilmore and featuring Laurence Fishburne in a rare comedic role. The early reviews have been very promising and there’s a sitcom shaped hole in my life right now, so I’m giving it a shot.
South Park on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. 18th season premiere. This episode is called “Go Fund Yourself” and will feature the clip mocking the Washington football team that was released earlier. It will also touch on Kickstarter and other crown-funding campaigns. Normally I make fun of South Park for deliberately taking the most extreme sides on an issue, pitting them against each other, and then being like ‘hey, wouldn’t it be better if we weren’t all assholes?’ which just isn’t that strong of a stand, but anything done to piss off Dan Snyder is alright by me. Swing away, guys. Aim low.
Key and Peele on Comedy Central at 10:30pm ET. Fourth season premiere. The best sketch comedy show currently on TV has returned for another amazing season! Woooo!
Genevieve Burgess would like you to know that no one hates Dan Snyder more than the fans of his own football team. NO ONE.