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Blotchy Bigfoot Footage Does Not Cut It In the iPhone Era

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 15, 2015 |

By Genevieve Burgess | Miscellaneous | April 15, 2015 |

Arrow on The CW at 8:00pm ET.

Supernatural on The CW at 9:00pm ET.

The Americans on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Million Dollar Listing: New York on Bravo at 10:00pm ET. 75 minute fourth season premiere. I am sure that this title is simply an easy one to affix to many different locales, given that $1 million worth of real estate in New York generally is not that impressive unless you’re on the very far outskirts. I’d laugh, but I live in DC and my “affordable” apartment comes with the bonus of having cab drivers express genuine concern about the neighborhood I live in. Also, the New York subway system is cheaper, despite being far more robust in terms of area served.

Survivorman on Discovery at 10:00pm ET. This episode is called “The Mystery of Bigfoot Mountain” so now I just feel bad for Les Stroud that they’ve got him in on the damn Bigfoot hijinks. You know how I know Bigfoot isn’t real? Because like 75% of the population now has a camera on them at all times, and all the “proof” we have is still fuzzy photos decades old. See also: alien visitors to earth, Nessie, and the chupacabra.

Genevieve Burgess enjoys mysteries of the natural world, but the kind that are plausible. Not the kind featuring giant apes lumbering around populated areas without leaving proof.

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Genevieve Burgess is a Features Contributor for Pajiba. You can follow Genevieve Burgess on Twitter.