Rizzoli & Isles on TNT at 8:00pm ET. Two hour, fifth season finale.
iZombie on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. This has been getting almost uniformly good reviews and it’s by Rob Thomas, who made Veronica Mars which I loved most of the time, but I am having a very hard time getting past that name. I get it, the name is the least important part of any show, but that’s honestly the best they could manage?
Married at First Sight on FYI at 9:00pm ET. 135 minute second season premiere. I have the same reaction to this show as I do to I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant which is something along the lines of “How is it possible to film my nightmares for other people’s entertainment?”
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD on ABC at 9:00pm ET. So, real question, how is this show still on after Cap Ass burned SHIELD to the ground in Winter Soldier? I guess they had an alternate headquarters, but wouldn’t they be missing a bunch of stuff that had been stored in DC? Any of you who will to save me from idle curiosity will have my temporary gratitude.
One Big Happy on NBC at 9:30pm ET. Series premiere. A new series starring Elisha Cuthbert as a lesbian who’s having a child with her single male friend when he suddenly gets married and moves his new wife in with them! I will give you three guesses as to what will ensue.
Genevieve Burgess wonders if she should look into turning the other horrors from her subconscious into profitable reality TV shows.