Someone Needs an Intervention for Those Sunglasses. And Probably Several Other Things Too.
89th Annual Major League Baseball All-Star Game on Fox at 7:30pm ET. This is happening about a mile from my apartment, and there’s been events going on this entire past weekend and yesterday leading up to it. Which is great, I guess, except that it means that there’s a whole lot of people wandering around my Metro station with no idea how to use the metro and frequently standing in the way of the gates while they try and figure it out. I’m all for traveling and learning, but I will admit I am less patient when the process is happening at 8am directly between me and the train I need to get to work. I do try to yell helpful suggestions as I barrel past (“Stand right, walk left!”, “The card reader is on the other side!”) but I don’t know how effective that is.
The 100 on The CW at 8:00pm ET.
America’s Got Talent on NBC at 8:00pm ET.
Animal Kingdom on TNT at 9:00pm ET. Denis Leary is joining the show which is a real departure for him. Instead of playing a cranky white guy with a substance abuse problem and a pattern of treating women poorly while working a blue collar job in the north east, it appears he’ll be playing a cranky white guy with a substance abuse problem and a pattern of treating women poorly while doing crime on the west coast. Totally different!
Drunk History on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET.
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