Kevin Can Wait on CBS at 8:00pm ET. The other day I realized that they’d moved Kevin James from Queens to Staten Island for this show and wondered what they would do when this show inevitably gets cancelled and they’re out of New York City boroughs where you can set a show about a working class white guy that wouldn’t just be 95% hipster jokes and/or racist jokes. What I’m saying is that sometime around 2021 CBS will be proud to bring you Just Jokin’ in Hoboken. And if you think I HAVEN’T used that joke twice in the last week around my Thanksgiving trip to Queens, you are sorely mistaken.
Monday Night Football: Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens on ESPN at 8:15pm ET.
Angry Angel on Freeform at 9:00pm ET. The former ABC Family channel has a Christmas movie out, even though these days they’re supposed to be for edgy teens who enjoy sitcoms about lesbians with diverse foster kids. Jason Biggs is in this for some reason.
Meth Storm on HBO at 10:00pm ET. HBO documentary night says fuck your fuzzy happy holiday feelings.
A Very Pentatonix Christmas Special on NBC at 10:01pm ET. So does NBC, apparently. (I’m sorry, the Pentatonix people just irk me. If this is your thing then I hope you enjoy.)