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Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown on CNN at 9:00pm ET. Third season premiere. Mr.Bourdain will be in Punjab, India tonight.
Game of Thrones on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Looks like we’re getting a wedding tonight. Of course, it’s Joffrey’s wedding so it’ll probably be a lot like a normal wedding except more ostentatious and arrogant, with an overwhelming urge to punch it in it’s stupid face.
Californication on Showtime at 9:30pm ET. Seventh season premiere.
Mad Men on AMC at 10:00pm ET. Seventh season premiere. Well, half of the seventh season anyway. The other, final half premiers next year. There’s an argument to be made that because of that this is not actually the final season but rather the penultimate one, but AMC’s marketing department would really rather you didn’t make that argument.
Years of Living Dangerously on Showtime at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a nine part series about climate change featuring celebrities traveling to different parts of the world to see how climate change is affecting people around the globe. There are also some scientists involved, but you know, nobody likes scientists.
Genevieve Burgess will be watching the comments for spoilers, book readers.