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The Flash on The CW at 8:00pm ET.
Black-ish on ABC at 9:00pm ET.
American Horror Story on FX at 10:00pm ET. Seventh season finale. I kept seeing stills of Alison Pill in this and somehow she looks just like Hannah Hart when they have the same hair cut and it was really confusing. I’m glad that dark time in my life is over.
The Hunt for the Zodiac Killer on History at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Man, decades old serial killers are so hot right now. I do find the new specials kind of baffling, I don’t mind books or people obsessing for their own curiosity but creating new programs seems to imply that there’s something new to be said and there’s… not? Unless I’ve missed a few really big headlines (entirely possible, as the headlines I have read have made me rage black-out a few times) there haven’t been any breaks in this case in a long time. Wait, are we counting that twitter confession from Ted Cruz? I think that’s just the closest he can get to “humor.”
Law & Order True Crime: The Menendez Murders on NBC at 10:01pm ET. First season finale. I was going to make a joke about “any surprises?” but I did watch the whole O.J series and was delighted by it even though I OBVIOUSLY knew how it ended.
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