Criminal Minds on CBS at 9:00pm ET. Steven Lloyd Wilson of this very site has a theory that Criminal Minds is a stealth horror show and if you watch it that way it makes a disturbing amount of sense. I was going to say that last week’s episode put that theory to rest, but then the tag proved me wrong. Seriously, all most of these murderers need is some glowing eyes and we’re nearly in X-Files territory.
Black-ish on ABC at 9:31pm ET.
The Americans on FX at 10:00pm ET.
I Love You… But I Lied on Lifetime Movie Network at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a reality series about people dropping major secrets in relationships and how their lives turned out. So, you know, basically EVERY relationship, only with dramatic people. I mean, yes, there are some people carrying around more serious secrets than others, but all of us kind of keep the worst parts of ourselves to ourselves for a while, don’t we?
Workaholics on Comedy Central at 10:00pm ET. Fifth season finale.
Genevieve Burgess hopes to always be judged on the content of her character and not how far she lets her housekeeping slide after the three month mark.