E! Special: Stylemaker: Michael Kors on E! at 8:30pm ET. Special presentation. Basically my entire knowledge of Michael Kors is that his purses are all over DC and I saw a toddler with “MK” boots on the bus yesterday morning. Actually I lie, he’s the second most popular purse in DC behind thesefine little numbers. Oh, and he’s on Project Runway. That’s about it. But hopefully some of you are Michael Kors fans and would appreciate a special all about him.
Marry Me on NBC at 9:01pm ET.
Marvel’s Agents of Shield on ABC at 9:00pm ET.
Real Husbands of Hollywood on BET at 10:00pm ET. I’m mostly listing this to remind myself that this show exists so when we hit those lovely weekends that never climb above freezing, I actually get around to watching this.
Sons of Anarchy on FX at 10:00pm ET. Near the beginning of the season I asked who you thought would die. Now I feel like we’re at the point that I should ask if any of you actually want anyone to survive the season and why. Submit your answers below, and remember that no matter how pleasant he may be around his club brothers or Venus, Tig is a fucking monster.
Genevieve Burgess carries a Betsey Johnson bag, because fuck you, DC style sensibilities.