“Gossip Girl” on The CW at 8:00pm ET. Fifth season premiere.

“Terra Nova” on Fox at 8:00pm ET. Two hour series premiere. Every time I see the commercials for this, if I’m not paying attention I’m all “why are they running a commercial for Jurassic Park?” and then it says “Terra Nova” and I go “Oh, right.” So mostly the commercials just make me want to watch Jurassic Park. Also stars that scary dude from Avatar.

“Hart of Dixie” on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere. The girl from “The O.C” (no, not that girl, the other one) stars as a doctor who has to move from Manhattan to Alabama. Shenanigans will inevitably ensue. Also, that’s not a typo in the title, the character’s last name is “Hart” so it’s just a really terrible play on… that.

“Weeds” on Showtime at 10:00pm ET. Seventh season finale.

“The Colbert Report” on Comedy Central at 11:30pm ET. Featuring Radiohead in a special, one hour long show.

Please remember to check your local listings for all times and channels.

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