5 Shows After Dark
“The Vampire Diaries” on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Third season premiere. The return of Ian Smolderhalder (Somersmolder? Wasn’t sure which way to go with that one) to the televisions of women and gay men across the nation.
“The Secret Circle” on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Series premiere.
“It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” on FX at 10:00pm ET. Seventh season premiere.
“Archer” on FX at 10:30pm ET. Third season premiere. Guess there’s a lot of you that will be cheating on internet porn tonight.
“LA Ink” on TLC at 10:00pm ET. Series finale.
Please remember to check your local listings for all times and channels.