5 Shows After Dark: "Leave Miami? Why Does That Sound Familiar…"
“Burn Notice” on USA at 9:00pm ET. Sixth season summer finale. Apparently there was a chance that Michael Weston was going to leave Miami after all, because an exceedingly misguided public official was trying to evict the show from the Coconut Grove Convention Center so they could build a park (seriously) it looks like all has been resolved and the show will stay in Miami for the time being, as long as it gets renewed for another season.
“The Next” on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Tonight they’re mentoring musicians in Baltimore and if they haven’t picked at least one remarkably weird electronic dance music person then they’re not being true to the city’s music scene. Yes, I am being 100% serious about that.
“Misfits” on Logo at 10:00pm ET. First season finale.
“Saw Dogs” on Discovery at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new series about chainsaw art. Do with that what you will.
“Suits” on USA at 10:00pm ET. Second season summer finale.
Genevieve Burgess can’t wait for regular television to return.