5 Shows After Dark: Sexy Sexy Archeology
“Michael Wood’s Story of England: Romans to Normans” on PBS at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. I know we’ve got more than a few Anglophiles kicking around here who might be interested in this. And there’s two episodes in a row tonight, taking us from the Romans through the Black Death. Of course, I’m competing against y’all listing sexy Brits for the Pajiba 10 so I’m not even sure why I’m bothering to play up anything that isn’t Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch grappling with each other in a shallow pond while reciting Shakespeare.
“The Real Housewives Top 20 Reunion Moments” on Bravo at 9:00pm ET. Is there any draw to this show that doesn’t revolve around watching tacky women gossip about each other leading to inevitable and not at all staged confrontations involving lots of yelling and possibly throwing things?
“Masterchef” on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
“The Glee Project” on Oxygen at 10:00pm ET.
“Haunted Highway” on SyFy at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. Excellent! Another show with lots of night vision cameras and people reacting dramatically to off camera sounds!
Genevieve Burgess hates summer television just as much as it hates her.