5 Shows After Dark: … Ladies?
“Property Brothers” on HGTV at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere. So, from the small amount of research I was able to do, this seems to be a series in which a very attractive set of male twins help people find and refurbish properties. One is a real estate agent, the other a contractor. I’m pretty certain that in some circles, this actually counts as porn.
“Royal Pains” on USA at 9:00pm ET. Fourth season premiere.
“The Soup” on E at 10:00pm ET.
“Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman” on Science at 10:00pm ET. Third season premiere. The topic tonight is “Is There A Superior Race?” which doesn’t sound particularly Science-y to me. Sounds more like the header on some website that was designed in 2003 and makes you feel mildly queasy just for reading it. Maybe I’m wrong and the Science channel has some kind of ace up their sleeve here, but for now it’s getting a whole lot of side-eye from me.
“The Man with the 200lb Tumor” on TLC at 10:00pm ET. Old school TLC with the traditional medical condition freak show.
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That’s a lie.)