5 Shows After Dark: Valar Dohaeris
“Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition” on ABC at 9:00pm ET. Second season premiere. Every time I see that “Weight Loss Edition” tacked on the end I recall those couple years back in the early aughts when it was socially acceptable to feature television series where people competed for plastic surgery. Fun times.
“Game of Thrones” on HBO at 9:00pm ET. Season 2 finale. VERY IMPORTANT! EPISODE IS 70 MINUTES LONG! Adjust DVRs accordingly. Honestly, I probably could’ve listed “Game of Thrones” five times tonight getting more urgent each time because I know that’s all most of you care about.
“Ice Road Truckers” on A&E at 9:00pm ET. Third season premiere.
“Longmire” on A&E at 10:00pm ET. Series premiere. This is a new series that is NOT a reality series (and there was much rejoicing) based off the “Longmire” series of novels by Craig Johnson. It’s about the sheriff of a fictional county in Wyoming struggling after the death of his blah blah blah, STARBUCK’S IN IT! I mean, the lovely Katee Sackhoff stars as deputy sheriff.
“Mad Men” on AMC at 10:00pm ET.
Genevieve Burgess does not appreciate your sass. (That’s a lie.)